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i'm kaylee and nothing hates you

bigstupidbaby:

i like australia because we call things what they are. like what the hell is a dime? its ten cents. a quarter? do you mean 25 cents we aint doing fractions here we are trying to buy some shit 

(via deathofateen)

vaspim:

*rolls up the US constitution and makes the fattest most patriotic blunt ever*

(via toopunk-foryou)


Marvel one-liners (x)
riseofthecommonwoodpile:

exclusive call of duty: ghosts screenshot

overwhelmedbyfeels:

We need to talk about Marina. (2/4)

(via h3ntaiprinc3ss)

a-pleasant-illusion:

Awh Millhouse